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Gradually out-growing a second (or was that extended?) adolescence and sliding into premature middle age, I do a lot of menstruating (so it seems), Mrs Doyle impressions, and listening to Kate Bush. I have a day job and try to write and maintain a Rowlingesque work-ethic in my spare time (yeah right).
Agnetha is my real name, honest! Well, sort of. Most people call me Nettie.
It probably looks like I have strong opinions, but I am actually undecided about most things. I've never taken drugs or smoked, although, curiously, am quite taken with the idea of smoking cigars - or at least posing with one gripped between my teeth. I can't drink enough green and white tea, and am partial to the odd drop of champagne and absinthe.
I love to hear my husband play classical guitar. Our house has lots of books, CDs and paper everywhere, which I attempt to control like Canute and the waves. Contrary to popular myth or fantasy, I'm not a lesbian. Neither am I a vampire: I love garlic too much; if it wasn't such a social hazard I would eat it raw. Although I do menstruate with each full moon, am nocturnal by nature and avoid the sun as much as possible. I also sprout hair on my back, and fangs which make me drool uncontrollably, which is particularly attractive when smoking cigars.
I also like little hats (not fascinators) with veils on. I don't have one yet (in fact I still can't even drive), but it is one of my ambitions to trundle around in one of those Nissan Figaros, carpet bag on the back seat, and wearing such a hat... And if you're one of those people who's going to tell me how I "should" learn to drive because it will give me "freedom" and "independence" then well, I never knew you cared... But back off! It's all in hand. |